Doctor: Next, please!

Dorina

- Hello.

- I am a Power Ranger!!!

-Who are you?

-The blue one.

Marios

- GEORGE, HOW iS THE RAIN PHENOMENON CREATED?

-2 CLOUDS CRASHES AND THEY ARE CRYING…….

BILL

An atheist and a bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. 

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. 
At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!…." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. 
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" 
The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. 

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. 

And then the bear dropped his right paw ….. brought both paws together…bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

Marios

Here is my joke/funny message:

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Zeta: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Zeta: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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Teacher:What is it that starts with "t", ends with "t" and is full of "t"?
Zeta:A teapot!

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Zeta

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                                                   Aspasia

George: You mean they’re so valuable?

Teacher: No, I mean they’re so rare.

George

TEACHER: Tell me why the law of gravity is useful?
PUPIL: If we drop something, it's much easier to get it off the floor than off the ceiling.

TEACHER: What type of animal is the bat?
PUPIL: It's a mouse who went to pilot training school.

BY EFI !

Ramu: Me!

Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.

Shamu: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?

Ramu: Shamu!

Stefania