MESSAGE
March 25th, 2014 at 12:17pm |
Hi, hru 2day? I am gr8! Pls cm l8r. B4n, cu 2nite xxx Aspasia
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MY FAVORITE GADGET
March 25th, 2014 at 12:13pm |
Hi George, Your favorite gadget is very interesting, but mine is the smartphone because you can take it with you everywhere. You can also text messages and make a call and you don't need the internet to do all these. Finally, one of the reasons that I like and I want it so much is because [...]
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JOKES IN ENGLISH
March 25th, 2014 at 11:57am |
A little boy asks a driver : – Could you give me a ride, please? I'm late for school. – But I'm heading in the opposite direction, son. – Even better! [...]
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TEXT LANGUAGE MESSAGE
March 25th, 2014 at 10:21am |
Hi Jason hru? I'm ok. u should cm 2nite 2 talk about my party. b4n cu George
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RARE AS DIAMONDS
March 25th, 2014 at 10:08am |
Teacher: George, your ideas are like diamonds. George: You mean they’re so valuable? Teacher: No, I mean they’re so rare. George
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Text Language!!
March 25th, 2014 at 8:12am |
Hi! Hru? I wntd t tl u abt my party! It's going t be gr8!! Cu 2nite! Brng ur lil sis if she wnts! L8r xxx Dorina
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TEXT LANGUAGE
March 25th, 2014 at 7:57am |
Hl hru? cm 2nite pls.G2g bc i trvl 2day.B4n-cu l8r.xxx BY EFI
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SCIENCE JOKES!
March 25th, 2014 at 7:47am |
TEACHER: Tell me which law of physics stops your car? PUPIL: When my father is driving, it's usually a policeman who stops our car. TEACHER: Tell me why the law of gravity is useful? PUPIL: If we drop something, it's much easier to get it off the floor than off the ceiling. TEACHER: What type [...]
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TEXT LANGUAGE
March 24th, 2014 at 6:49pm |
transl8it! (trans-late-it) I h8 txt msgs (I hate text messages) & – and 2DAY – today B4 – before BF – boyfriend BK – back BRO – brother BT – but C – see D8 – date DNR – dinner EZ – easy F8 – fate GF – girlfriend GR8 – great HOLS – holidays [...]
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FUNNY MESSAGE
March 24th, 2014 at 6:37pm |
Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Ramu: Me! Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu! Stefania
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