A little boy asks a driver :
- Could you give me a ride, please? I'm late for school.
- But I'm heading in the opposite direction, son.
- Even better!
Aspasia
Hi Jason
hru? I'm ok. u should cm 2nite 2 talk about my party. b4n cu
George
Teacher: George, your ideas are like diamonds.
George: You mean they’re so valuable?
Teacher: No, I mean they’re so rare.
George
Hi! Hru? I wntd t tl u abt my party! It's going t be gr8!! Cu 2nite! Brng ur lil sis if she wnts!
L8r xxx
Dorina
Hl hru? cm 2nite pls.G2g bc i trvl 2day.B4n-cu l8r.xxx
BY EFI
TEACHER: Tell me which law of physics stops your car?
PUPIL: When my father is driving, it's usually a policeman who stops our car.
TEACHER: Tell me why the law of gravity is useful?
PUPIL: If we drop something, it's much easier to get it off the floor than off the ceiling.
TEACHER: What type of animal is the bat?
PUPIL: It's a mouse who went to pilot training school.
BY EFI !
transl8it! (trans-late-it)
I h8 txt msgs (I hate text messages)
& – and
2DAY – today
B4 – before
BF – boyfriend
BK – back
BRO – brother
BT – but
C – see
D8 – date
DNR – dinner
EZ – easy
F8 – fate
GF – girlfriend
GR8 – great
HOLS – holidays
RUOK – are you ok?
THNQ – thank you
U4E – you forever
UROK – you are okay
Luv U – I love you.
Luv U2 – I love you too.
Stefania
Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Ramu: Shamu!
Stefania
Hey bloggers!
Here is the exercise I did:
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3. I can't stand people who talk to me like a baby. Hey, I'm not a 3-year-old child! If only they talked to me like a… big girl!
2. I get annoyed with all the little children who hit me in front of their parents, because I have to smile instead of hitting them, too. I wish their parents stopped them every time!
1. I don't like it when my friends or my relatives take my stuff without asking me, like it's something that I have agreed. It's so annoying! I wish they asked me before doing it. Maybe I will agree!
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Think you canrespect my pet hates?
Zeta
Blog: http://yeshal.clubefl.gr/
Hey bloggers!
Here is my answer to the question How do you feel?
I feel embarrassed because I made a mistake in my first concert. 
Zeta
Blog: http://yeshal.clubefl.gr/
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